Here are the 50 best ones. Some are funny because they’re great jokes, some are funny because they’re classy, and a large number are funny simply because someone will actually wear them. In the open. In front of children and parents. Enjoy flaunting them guys:
1. Coffee and Love tastes best when Hot!
2. I am not always Right but I am never wrong!
3. Sorry girls’ mummy said no dating till 18!
4. I am a good enough person to forgive you… but not stupid enough to trust you again!
5. Follow your heart but take your brain with you!
6. You laugh because I am different… I laugh because you all are the same!
7. Only god can judge me who the hell are you?
8. Before you judge me make sure you are perfect!
9. Nobody understands me!
10. Music is my drug the DJ is my dealer!
11. Life is Pissful!
12. Its not my fault there is clearly something wrong in you!
13. Sexy and I know it!
14. Taarikh pe Taarikh pe Taarikh!
15. My Blood type is Coffee!
16. Mere Paas Maal Hai!
17. I hate girls except the girl reading this!
18. I am a very productive employee… 레플리카 시계 I haven’t missed a coffee break in years!
19. We are best friends… always remember… if you fall I will pick you up after I finish laughing!
20. Life Love – one game!
21. It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces!
22. Fear the living than dead!
23. Flirting is like a game of chess one wrong move and you are married!
24. Enough about you let’s talk about me!
25. I am not normal!
26. Every day is friendship day for us!
27. Beer inside
28. Don’t interrupt..the conversation am having with myself!
29. Studies don’t talk to me about it!
30. Lock up your sisters!
31. Oh shit!
32. I am in Delhi bitch!
33. Think outside the box!
34. Spread the love with free hugs!
35. I understand I just don’t care!
36. Subhash Chandra Bose, Sarojini Naidu, Lala Lajpat Rai, Gene Hackman, Shakira & me!
37. Get up you filthy ass..the war is not over!
38. I don’t have an attitude problem I just have all the personality you can’t handle!
39. Vacancy alert… This individual seeks ambitious candidates for friendship positions apply immediately!
40. No guts no glory!